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Lesbian Alphabet

from Meet The Stoney Moaners by The Stoney Moaners

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Annalee had blue dreadlocks
Brittany had a pair of mismatched rainbow socks
Catherine with a C never learned his name
Debbie said his love caused her pain
Erin loved his sister more than she loved he
Frannie ditched Dan for Catherine with a C
Gabby let him know that he was her first
and Hayley let him know that he was her worst.

He loved them all.

Ilsa caught it bad and she just couldn't break free
Jaimie's last man just happened to be he
Katherine with a K just clowning around
Lauren picked him up and then she put him right back down
Megan played the field but never passed him the ball
Nina was no good for anybody at all
Olivia was the girl of his dreams but she
took away his Pattie May and sailed into the sea

He loved them all.

Quinn kissed his lips and said ew right away
Renee held his hand just to pretend she was straight
Shoshana was a hippie so anything goes
Tessa lied to herself, to be fair she didn't know
Uma liked his drugs but that's about it
Vanessa liked nothing and didn't give a shit
Willow was in witchcraft and needed his hair
Xena was a warrior princess, best to beware
Yolanda's past partners are a mystery
Zoe simply played for the other team x2

He loved them all.

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from Meet The Stoney Moaners, released November 9, 2017

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Luke: Bass
Zoe: Drums

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