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Meet The Stoney Moaners

by The Stoney Moaners

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1.
Indie Guy 04:06
Woke up on the couch and gunna smoke an ounce to my fresh hardcore punk rock mixtape Have I got the time to tell you all about my fresh all male hardcore punk rock band? The ladies are all about my haircut and my pout when they see my hardcore punk rock band play Have I got the time to tell you all about my lack of privilege my all male pain Indie guy! Pants up high! Indie guy! This is gunna make you cry! He's just a bro x3 with two nose rings I'm just a girl x3 who tries to sing He's just a bro x2 he's gunna be on MTV I'm just a girl x2 I wanna know what's left for me (Chorus) They're just the bros x2 who patronize your music scene We're just the girls x2 who act too butch and look too mean They're just the bros x2 they have everything figured out for me We're just the girls x2 who hate to feel unheard, unseen (Chorus)
2.
Simple. Gay. 02:53
I would take my time with you I should but I don't really want to. I wouldn't waste a dime to do. I shouldn't waste your time (that's not true). Do you wanna be my girlfriend? I wouldn't wanna be my girlfriend. x2 Do your parents know? I don't wanna know. Do you wanna go out to that show? Do you wanna be my girlfriend? I wouldn't wanna be my girlfriend. x2
3.
You bring your fur coat we'll bring that good dope just don't let her know I've got the first go Hey girl! It's my turn! Not this time, not this time kill me! Not this time, not this time Rosie! x2 She won't beat me home just don't let her know I've got the first go just don't let her know Hey girl! It's my turn! Not this time, not this time kill me! Not this time, not this time Rosie! x2 OH HELL NO
4.
Tell me you helped me nice guy. I don't know how to get by. Give me your expert advice. Girls don't know how to be nice. You think you said it for the right x3 REASONS TALK DOWN TO ME Don't tell me I'll be alright I'm better than just getting by I don't need your expert advice girls don't know how to play nice you think you said it right said it for the right you think you said it for the right REASONS TALK DOWN TO ME AGAIN (Verse 1) TALK DOWN TO ME AGAIN
5.
Sniff Glue 03:59
I need something to make me alright I need something, anything tonight I said it was over, yeah I tried Stacey, you were never on my mind Trouble is x2 I don't really like you x2 Trouble is x2 I can't stand you here Trouble is x2 I don't really like you x2 Trouble is x2 you're at the party too SNIFF GLUE CHUNKS BLEW NOTHINGS WORKING ANYMORE SCREW YOU I need something to make me alright I need something, anything tonight I said it was over, you're not mine Stacey get outta my way, I'm getting fried (Bridge) (Chorus) 1, 2, 1 2 3 AGH!
6.
Annalee had blue dreadlocks Brittany had a pair of mismatched rainbow socks Catherine with a C never learned his name Debbie said his love caused her pain Erin loved his sister more than she loved he Frannie ditched Dan for Catherine with a C Gabby let him know that he was her first and Hayley let him know that he was her worst. He loved them all. Ilsa caught it bad and she just couldn't break free Jaimie's last man just happened to be he Katherine with a K just clowning around Lauren picked him up and then she put him right back down Megan played the field but never passed him the ball Nina was no good for anybody at all Olivia was the girl of his dreams but she took away his Pattie May and sailed into the sea He loved them all. Quinn kissed his lips and said ew right away Renee held his hand just to pretend she was straight Shoshana was a hippie so anything goes Tessa lied to herself, to be fair she didn't know Uma liked his drugs but that's about it Vanessa liked nothing and didn't give a shit Willow was in witchcraft and needed his hair Xena was a warrior princess, best to beware Yolanda's past partners are a mystery Zoe simply played for the other team x2 He loved them all.
7.
E-mail List 02:06
"Check out our merchandise you shouldn't mind the price you'll never make it big punk" well I'll tell you where to put you're funk! Shananananana x2 Get up but don't move! Shananananana x2 Posers make me snooze! x2 "I've got some cool tattoos old enough to buy booze you'll never make it big punk" well I'll tell you where to put your funk! (Chorus)
8.
Twatter 05:29
I don't care about your perfect girlfriend I don't care about your perfect high x2 GIRL WHERE IS THE REAL YOU? Tweet me back when you fall apart Tweet me back when you hit restart x2 I don't care about your perfect boyfriend I don't care about your perfect style x2 GIRL WHERE IS THE REAL YOU? Tweet me back when you fall apart Tweet me back when you hit restart x2

about

Meet The Stoney Moaners!

The debut album from Portland Punks The Stoney Moaners

All songs written by Taylor Watt except for:
Lesbian Alphabet lyrics written by Dan Sacks
E-mail List written by Luke Coverdale and Taylor Watt

Thanks to:
"Everyone in Portland who managed to fuck me during the production of this album. You make my eye twitch." -T

Logo by: Lindsay Kvoriak

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released November 9, 2017

Taylor Watt: Vox and Guitar
Luke Coverdale: Bass
Dan Sacks: Drums

Mixed and Mastered by Luke Coverdale and Taylor Watt

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The Stoney Moaners Portland, Oregon

Just a couple of whiney college kids wailin' some grimey punk tunes.
Portland, OR

Taylor: Guitar and Vox
Luke: Bass
Zoe: Drums

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