1. |
Indie Guy
04:06
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Woke up on the couch and
gunna smoke an ounce to
my fresh hardcore
punk rock mixtape
Have I got the time to
tell you all about
my fresh all male hardcore
punk rock band?
The ladies are all about
my haircut and my pout
when they see my hardcore
punk rock band play
Have I got the time to
tell you all about my
lack of privilege
my all male pain
Indie guy!
Pants up high!
Indie guy!
This is gunna
make you cry!
He's just a bro x3
with two nose rings
I'm just a girl x3
who tries to sing
He's just a bro x2
he's gunna be on MTV
I'm just a girl x2
I wanna know what's left for me
(Chorus)
They're just the bros x2
who patronize your music scene
We're just the girls x2
who act too butch and look too mean
They're just the bros x2
they have everything figured out for me
We're just the girls x2
who hate to feel unheard, unseen
(Chorus)
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2. |
Simple. Gay.
02:53
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I would take my time with you
I should but I don't really want to.
I wouldn't waste a dime to do.
I shouldn't waste your time (that's not true).
Do you wanna be my girlfriend?
I wouldn't wanna be my girlfriend.
x2
Do your parents know?
I don't wanna know.
Do you wanna go
out to that show?
Do you wanna be my girlfriend?
I wouldn't wanna be my girlfriend.
x2
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3. |
Not This Time, Rosie
02:54
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You bring your fur coat
we'll bring that good dope
just don't let her know
I've got the first go
Hey girl!
It's my turn!
Not this time, not this time
kill me!
Not this time, not this time
Rosie!
x2
She won't beat me home
just don't let her know
I've got the first go
just don't let her know
Hey girl!
It's my turn!
Not this time, not this time
kill me!
Not this time, not this time
Rosie!
x2
OH HELL NO
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4. |
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Tell me you helped me
nice guy.
I don't know how to
get by.
Give me your expert
advice.
Girls don't know how to
be nice.
You think you said it for the right
x3
REASONS
TALK
DOWN
TO
ME
Don't tell me
I'll be alright
I'm better than just
getting by
I don't need your
expert advice
girls don't know how
to play nice
you think you said it right
said it for the right
you think you said it for the right
REASONS
TALK
DOWN
TO
ME
AGAIN
(Verse 1)
TALK
DOWN
TO
ME
AGAIN
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5. |
Sniff Glue
03:59
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I need something to make me alright
I need something, anything tonight
I said it was over, yeah I tried
Stacey, you were never on my mind
Trouble is x2
I don't really like you x2
Trouble is x2
I can't stand you here
Trouble is x2
I don't really like you x2
Trouble is x2
you're at the party too
SNIFF GLUE
CHUNKS BLEW
NOTHINGS WORKING ANYMORE
SCREW YOU
I need something to make me alright
I need something, anything tonight
I said it was over, you're not mine
Stacey get outta my way, I'm getting fried
(Bridge)
(Chorus)
1, 2, 1 2 3 AGH!
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6. |
Lesbian Alphabet
03:59
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Annalee had blue dreadlocks
Brittany had a pair of mismatched rainbow socks
Catherine with a C never learned his name
Debbie said his love caused her pain
Erin loved his sister more than she loved he
Frannie ditched Dan for Catherine with a C
Gabby let him know that he was her first
and Hayley let him know that he was her worst.
He loved them all.
Ilsa caught it bad and she just couldn't break free
Jaimie's last man just happened to be he
Katherine with a K just clowning around
Lauren picked him up and then she put him right back down
Megan played the field but never passed him the ball
Nina was no good for anybody at all
Olivia was the girl of his dreams but she
took away his Pattie May and sailed into the sea
He loved them all.
Quinn kissed his lips and said ew right away
Renee held his hand just to pretend she was straight
Shoshana was a hippie so anything goes
Tessa lied to herself, to be fair she didn't know
Uma liked his drugs but that's about it
Vanessa liked nothing and didn't give a shit
Willow was in witchcraft and needed his hair
Xena was a warrior princess, best to beware
Yolanda's past partners are a mystery
Zoe simply played for the other team x2
He loved them all.
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7. |
E-mail List
02:06
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"Check out our merchandise
you shouldn't mind the price
you'll never make it big punk"
well I'll tell you where to put you're funk!
Shananananana x2
Get up but
don't move!
Shananananana x2
Posers make me
snooze!
x2
"I've got some cool tattoos
old enough to buy booze
you'll never make it big punk"
well I'll tell you where to put your funk!
(Chorus)
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8. |
Twatter
05:29
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I don't care about your perfect girlfriend
I don't care about your perfect high
x2
GIRL
WHERE
IS THE
REAL YOU?
Tweet me back
when you fall apart
Tweet me back
when you hit restart
x2
I don't care about your perfect boyfriend
I don't care about your perfect style
x2
GIRL
WHERE
IS THE
REAL YOU?
Tweet me back
when you fall apart
Tweet me back
when you hit restart
x2
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The Stoney Moaners Portland, Oregon
Just a couple of whiney college kids wailin' some grimey punk tunes.
Portland, OR
Taylor: Guitar and Vox
Luke: Bass
Zoe: Drums
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